AI Gives Me Time To Do My Laundry
by Aditi Chhillar
“They won't fear it until they understand it, and they won't understand it until they've used it. Theory will take you only so far.”
— J. Robert Oppenheimer
I walk in an art gallery of anonymous pieces
A child drags a sticky hand along a mural as he dawdles;
The security guard watches, the mother does not care,
A curator yells out, grabs his microfibre cloth and wipes the handprint.
A tourist group wanders in and spreads out from the doorway
Like water trickling into a room, they solemnly disperse to every corner
‘A curious blend of Hopper and Picasso, I wonder what the prompt was?’
In every room we stand in front of the art, ‘I could do that.’
At 5 p.m. the artworks transition to a message asking us to come back tomorrow.
Tomorrow I will go to the museum instead, the artworks I used to see will be relics there
A description of the human hands that made it: the human intention.
No one knows who to credit in the gallery: Turing? OpenAI?
The 3 artists responsible for 100,000 prompts?
Or the corrupt blend of original art that made them?
‘Better no one’
They decided.
Better no thing